Good Morning
He’s an anomaly. Unpredictable is good, you know. It keeps life fun.
His name’s Jasper, and he’s a complete loser. Rock, tree, boulder. I’ve heard it all.
Nah, I don’t like that. What if he gets mad? I don’t like being disliked by people.
Jasper? I can’t say that I know him. Wait, so which is your favourite nickname then?
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Good Morning
He might laugh if he’s in a good mood. Or he might be aggravated. You never really know with him.
Someone compared me to a tree when I got here. It’s in the genes. My brother’s the same way.
Funny guy then, I assume? Isn’t it scary this way, if it’s difficult to expect something from someone? It’s easy to anger someone like that.
You have a brother here? Who’s he? Well, I wouldn’t say you’re a tree. You look like a huge rock though, haha!
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Good Morning
…who said anything about a lady? I think he’d be insulted if you referred to him as such.
I’m just a slightly old kid. That’s all.
Oh man, it’s a dude? Oh, fuck! Please don’t tell him I said that.
Come on, admit it. You’re a man. A huge one.
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Good Morning
I just love people a little too much.
That just makes you an older kid.
You’re totally pulling my leg. I think the lady loves you too much instead.
So how old are you then, old man? Or are you just an older kid like I am?
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Good Morning
I was too busy trying to breathe with the two hundred pound Chechen laying on top of me. You should try it sometime.
You’re what? Eighteen? You’re a kid.
How did you get yourself in that situation?
I think I’m 20. I think. Does that make me a lady?
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Good Morning
You’re not being a bother, kid. I’m just a cranky asshole today. I didn’t get much sleep last night.
Now I see why. You didn’t get any sweet dreams too? Haha! But hey, I’m not a kid.
I’m a lady.
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Good Morning
As I’ve told many of you before, I don’t play pretend. It’s not really my thing.
Sorry, am I being a bother? I’m just trying to make you happy or something. Don’t waste the Sunday, you know?
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Good Morning
Good guess. No.
My bad. But we could pretend it’s your birthday anyway and find you some Brandy?
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Good Morning
A glass of brandy on my birthday. That’s it, kid.
It’s your birthday today?
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Good Morning
I’m not a fan of drugs. Thank you so much for the suggestion.
Hey, there must be something you like to do, come on! Anything?
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